Boys and their Toys

It’s a rare moment that I am alone with my 8-year-old son. We are sitting in a long line of cars in the Starbucks drive-thru, having a lovely Sunday morning chat, when he says, “Sometimes in the shower my penis gets really big…and…um…hard.” Ok, my escape plan is to ditch the car and run until I can’t run anymore and then hide for the next 15 years or so.

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“I don’t like it when you talk to me that way,” she gasped out between sobs. Her face was distorted into a heart-stabbing frown.